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I dont do social media and this is one of the reasons why,"

"They all think I support somebody. I support Woking and I am quite happy to say that.

This thing where you have to have a Premier League team is garbage. Its the accident of birth. Its the one thing that irks me when people say you must have a Premier League team, I absolutely, categorically dont.

Its a great bonus to not have a Premier League team. Im probably the only commentator to not have a Premier League club.

How can I be a Man United fan when Ive got excited about Aguero. All I do is react to the game.